I was never a horror movie fan. As a kid, splatter flicks always seemed a bit too cynical, dismal and hopeless for my fragile young wuss-ibilities. Honestly, I was never taken in by the charms of watching a maniac brutally kill people, and always wondered what the point of the whole shebang was anyway (to see people brutally killed over-and-over again. Duh!) But I have to give props to the "King of Horror Movie Characters" on this hollowed conjunction of day and date: Friday the 13th!
Instead of showing you a clip reel of Crystal Lake's most famous resident's deathblows (and boy howdy does this hockey masked madman L-O-V-E to kill him some fornicating teens), I chose instead to share the following clip (complete with a constant buzzing noise in the low-end frequency) from when Jason stopped by Arsenio Hall to discuss his then-new movie, Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan.